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Do you have a fantasy about sex with an older woman? Of course you do and I’m it!
Whether you’re a young man now lusting after the confident, mature sexy older neighbor or reliving a fantasy from your youth, its a fantasy you love. Maybe it really happened or is only real in your mind, it doesn’t matter. Being seduced by an older woman who knows just what to do with that added frisson of the forbidden makes for a steamy time you’ll never forget and want to repeat over and over again.
I am that mature, sexy older woman you fantasize about. I’m the neighbor you help with chores or the friend of the family you always thought was hot or the teacher you want some extra credit from.
I’m a lot different from those fumbling encounters with young women your own age. I’m the one who simply takes you by the hand and leads you to bed. No games, no shyness, no limits. I’m the one who can teach you how to please a real woman, a woman who knows what its like to give and receive pleasure. You don’t have to guess if It was good for me, because I’ll let you know just how good it was and how to do it again.
Its time for you to revisit that fantasy don’t you think? Spend an afternoon with the neighbor lady, maybe shovel her walk for her and see how she shows her appreciation!
Thanksgiving has come and gone and most of us took a moment to think about things in our lives to that we are thankful for. One of the things I am thankful for this year is being a Woman of a Certain Age. I love being a sexy, mature, older woman. I love being so comfortable in my own skin and experiencing a sensuality that I didn’t have when I was younger. I love the confidence that comes along with that and knowing that that confidence makes me even hotter.
Being a sexy, mature, older woman means that I have more experience in knowing what I like and the confidence to know how to get it. Whether I’m getting it from younger men who are so, so eager to prove themselves and please me or from men my own age who share that confidence and experience and know that they’ll please me. It also means that I have more experience in knowing how to please you as well. I know how to turn a man inside out with a look or a touch. And that’s without even taking my clothes off yet!
Think of a sexy, mature, older woman you may have met at a party or a bar. You never thought you’d have a chance with all that luciousness until she chose you, did you? Once she turned that knowing, inviting smile on you or let her stockinged leg brush yours under the table or breast brush your arm and looked into your eyes, you knew you’d do whatever it took to go home with her, didn’t you? The sight of my tongue running across my lips made you crave feeling that tongue on your cock. A whispered word in your ear and you follow me home for a night in my bed you’ll never ever forget.
So look again at that sexy, mature, older woman this holiday season. When she catches your eye and smiles, it might just be me!
In the Republic Of Ireland, if two people under the age of 16 attempt to have sexual intercourse and fail, they can be prosecuted. If they suceed they can’t.
The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can’t go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job- for men only- called a corset inspector.)
A Florida sex law: If you’re a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can’t parachute on Sunday afternoons.
When you’re looking for small penis humiliation phone sex you know you should be calling a sexy mature older woman such as myself. You know that you need to talk to a woman who’s been around, who knows what a real man’s cock is supposed to look like. How else could I do a comparison if I didn’t have something to uh “measure” you by.
I see a lot of you teenie weenies who send me pix on http://www.ratemypindick.com and it’s a good thing that I have been around and have had lovers who have real cocks, otherwise I’d have no idea what a real cock looks like. I’ve sure never seen one in all the pix you bois send in. BTW, keep in mind just because you send a pic in to http://www.ratemypindick.com, it doesn’t automatically follow that its going to be published. You need to send a good picture and give me a reason to publish it other than you’re a pathetic pindick loser who wants to suck cock. I know you are, tell me something new.
If you send me pix my Niteflirt listing begging for my personal attention, don’t expect to get it unless there’s a tribute attached. I’m not here for the fame and glory, I’m here for money honey. And you being a small dick loser better have some because the only way you’re ever going to get my attention is with cold hard cash.
As far as small penis humiliation phone sex, its called phone sex for a reason. It takes place over the phone! And You Pay Money for it! Don’t be an extra loser, you’ve already got the big loser score of having a mini peenie, and expect it for free. Only real men get it for free and only if I’m in a generous well-fucked mood.
Dolphins are the only animals (other than humans and that we know of) who have sex for the sheer pleasure of it. BUT, male dolphins ejaculate in about 12 seconds. Guess we know who’s having all the fun!
Gorillas win the pindick award in the Animal Kingdom. They may weigh in at around 400 lbs but their dicks are only about an inch long.
A lot of guys tell me they want to die having sex, but the male bee only gets one chance. When they mate his member breaks off and then he dies. His genitalia forms a “mating plug” that prevents other males from impregnating the female.
A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. Might be an experience worth becoming bacon for.
More sex to die for. A female ferret’s heat will continue until she mates, during this time her bone marrow stops producing and she can go into aplastic anemia. So next time you think you’ll die from chastity, think again!
If you’re one of my boys who knows you belong at me feet in a life of chastity and servitude, you know who you are, I have a gift for you. *Wicked smile*. Of course you’ve heard of the CB-6000, a delightful little chastity device designed to keep men like you in line. Not in line so much perhaps, but more as a reminder that you are serving my needs, not your own and in serving me you have no control over that cock of yours.
If you had any control in the first place, you wouldn’t need to be locked up in something like the CB6000 now would you? Lack of control and understanding of your place in my world has put you here in the first place, groveling at my feet begging for me to notice you at all. A lot of you already understand that your little pindicks are only good for my amusement and that you couldn’t please me even if I was one of those women who would let you try, I’m not. I expect a real man in my bed, not a pindick puppy.
Even though you realize your dick is too small to please woman or woman, you still furtively stroke it seeking pleasure. You can’t quite give up on the idea that your dick might somehow grow or something. It won’t. So until you finally learn how to control yourself life in a CB6000 would be so much easier for you. No more energy wasted on feelings of frustrated sexuality. Chastity can be so freeing. But certainly not free when I’m holding your key!
Did you know that in Newcastle, WYOMING there is a law saying Couples may not have sex while standing inside a store’s walk-in meat freezer.?
in DELAWARE there is a law saying Condoms may only be sold by doctors and wholesale druggists.
In Maryland it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only “in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.”
In Utah Adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment. Sex with an animal – unless performed for profit – however is NOT considered sodomy.
When you call to have phone sex with an older woman like myself you are in for a treat. Why you might ask? What makes phone sex with an erotic older woman so much better? Well, there is that little matter of experience for one thing. The other is that an older woman such as myself is so much more comfortable in her own skin. I just what I
want and how to get it. I also know exactly what you want, even if you’re not sure what that is!
Then there is the ripeness of my body that accompanies the ripeness of my mind. The lushness of my full breasts and sensitive nipples eager for your lips and finger. The fullness of my hips and ass that invite your hands. A feast of lush curves to enjoy and savor and oh so very inviting!
Whether you’re a young man looking for seduction or a man my own age wanting to share a sensual experience, phone sex with an older woman is a feast for all your senses to be savored.
When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands. Puts a new twist on “is that a watch in your pocket or are you just glad to see me”!
While nudity was considered commonplace to the ancient Greeks, a man was considered indecent if he had an exposed erection The more times change, the more they stay the same.
In Medieval France, cheating wives were made to chase a chicken through town NAKED
56% of men have had sex at work. And its usually phone sex with me!
Three out of a thousand men (0.3%) are well endowed enough to fellate (blow) themselves to orgasm Are you one of them?
I saw a T-shirt the other day that said something to the effect of “I want to grow up to be a Dirty Old Woman”. Of course I smiled smugly to myself thinking “I AM a dirty old woman“. Then I realized I had no stereotypical image in my mind of a dirty old woman the way I did of a dirty old man and decided I needed to create one.
My Dirty Old Woman doesn’t resemble my stereotypical image of a dirty old man at all. My image of him is of an old bald guy with a beaky nose in plaid Bermuda shorts wearing black socks and sandals who tries to feel up the teenyboppers or flashes them in the park. Yes, its a cartoon image but I am a product of my generation and knew several of these guys as a teen.
No, my Dirty Old Woman is very hot. She is an erotic older woman who is comfortable in her own skin and sensuality. She exudes sex appeal. Men of all ages are drawn to her magnetism. She is the woman at any party surrounded by men drawn by her laugh and her aura of sensuality. A touch of her hand on your arm sends electric tingles through your skin. My Dirty Old Woman‘s smile can invite a man into her bed or send him to hell, depending on where she wants him. She is, after all, Ms Pearle a woman of a certain age!
