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Do you expect to be snowed in with this new storm? If so, or even if you’re not, some hot phone sex during this blizzard should warm you right up! I might be snowed in, but my phone will still be on to provide comfort to all you horny fellows who are snowed in as well.
This new storm that’s on its way is supposed to be a big hit and I’ve made sure to have plenty of provisions on hand. You know, the necessities of life like red wine and chocolate. I have plenty of candles and firewood if the power goes out so I will be just fine.
I feel it is my duty and a humanitarian gesture to keep my phone on during this blizzard to provide all you horny men who are snowbound like me with hot phone sex to keep you warm. I would hate to think of any of you without your favorite older woman to chat with and take you on your favorite phone sex fantasy! It just wouldn’t do! Besides, if I’m all alone, which I don’t intend to be, I’ll need some of your heat as well! So its in my best interest to get you as hot as possible to ward off any chills…….
Snowbound or not, I’ll be here to take your calls and provide erotic mature phone sex to heat up your life.
Don’t let his ego lose control
Most condom failures happen because the condom is either too big or too small for the penis.
Stuffy nose? No problem
Sex is a natural antihistamine, curing stuffy noses and hay fever.
Government helped try to prevent diseases
In World War II, government-issued brochures and videos were released, encouraging the use of condoms because the medical expenses of treatment for diseases were costing millions.
Rare allergy
It’s proven that some women can be allergic to semen, but it is curable
Condoms were first made out of animal intestines and linen sheaths
It wasn’t until the 1800s when they started producing rubber condoms.
Sperm can help reduce wrinkles
When sperm dries, a protein is left behind which acts as an anti-aging agent.
I do a lot of tiny dick humiliation on RateMyPindick, a board that I moderate fro guys into small penis humiliation. I also do a lot of small penis humiliation phone sex. They always makes me laugh. These pathetic losers calling me to tell me how small their dicks are or wanting to know “am I really small?” or “Aren’t I average?”. Honey, you might be average, but I have never settled for average anything! I always want the best and I get it.
You guys aren’t calling to have sex with me. You know you don’t measure up and that I wouldn’t even consider you. You do all have one thing in common. Your mindset.
You know to the 1/4 inch the size of your dick, hard and flaccid. You know you aren’t going to please a woman in bed and shouldn’t even try. You know in your heart that you are a pindick loser boy. Your ego is so wrapped up in the size (or lack of size) of your dick and you let it define who you are. And you know what? You could have a 10-inch schlong and still be a pindick. Its in your attitude and the fact that you really and truly are a beta male and never ever will be the alpha. The big guy, the one who gets the girl.
If you have to measure, you’re too small!
So get used the tiny dick humiliation you deserve, even if you are average sized, you still aren’t a real man and never will be. Know that you deserve to be outed and teased and have me tell you what a pindick you are. What are you waiting for? Call Pearle and let me tell you just how small you really are!
You control the way you taste
Coffee and booze make semen taste bitter, whereas fruits lessen the bitter taste.
Is kissing a waste of time?
The average person spends two weeks of his or her life kissing.
What month are you?
People tend to lose their virginity more in the month of June than any other month.
Women need a little extra attention
About 75 percent of men reach climax during intercourse, while only about 29 percent of women reach it as well.
Size is not a problem
According to a 2008 study in Obstetrics and Gynecology, overweight women have more sexual encounters than average-weight women do.
Odd combination
The most arousing scent for men is a combination between lavender and pumpkin pie.
Like a lot of folks over the holidays this year I was snowed in once or twice. Wasn’t very bad as I had electricity, internet, wine and you gentlemen to keep me company on the phone! I got calls from some of you that I hadn’t heard from in a while and that was a nice holiday treat for me.
I did, however, have all this snow piled up that I had to do something about. I will shovel some of the lighter snow falls but this was more than I was going to deal with, so I called the service I use for gardening and such. I use them exclusively because they employ such tasty young men and I wasn’t disappointed in the one they sent over to clear my snow. Young, tall, beautiful shoulders and dark skin. Yummy.
He got very wet and cold clearing the snow for me so of course I invited him in for a cup of cocoa to warm up. When I saw how wet his jeans were I insisted he go in to the bathroom and take them off at once so I could dry them and his shirt was wet too, better get that off. I had made my wicked plans ahead of time and removed all the big towels from the bathroom, leaving just a small one that barely wrapped around him. I did enjoy the view he presented in that itty bitty towel that did nothing to hide his growing interest.
I told him it might take his clothes some time to dry and I hoped he didn’t have another job to go to? No? Oh goody. I didn’t want to frighten the poor boy by standing there licking my lips looking at him like he was lunch, so I decided to just make him lunch instead. As I walked over to him and stood inside his knees with my hands on his shoulders, I told him that he had done such a good job clearing my snow and I did want to thank him properly. That little towel gave up any pretense of modesty as I slid down between his knees and began to tease that yummy chocolate cock with my tongue and lips and hands…….
No one wants to admit they’re superstitions, but we often follow old traditions and superstitions on big holidays like New Year’s Eve and Day. When else but the start of a new year should you carry on old traditions!
Make a lot of noise! Make as much noise as possible on the stroke of midnight to scare away the evil spirits so they don’t follow you into the new year.
Open all the windows and doors on the stroke of midnight to release the old energy from the old year.
What color is your underwear? Women in Mexico wear red undies if they hope to get married in the new year and pink if they are pregnant to bring luck to the baby.
Who will you kiss? Whoever it is is said to set the tone for the new year. A loved one? A friend? Someone you’d like to be more than a friend. Pucker up at midnight and choose how to spend the year.
These are just a few superstition of New Year’s eve, many more from around the world. Why not start some new traditions of your own this year, like calling me at midnight to celebrate!
We all make resolutions when the new year rolls around. We may not say them out loud or call them resolutions, but a brand new year is too hard to resist. Such a nice blank canvas to change our lives with.
What plans are you making this year? Stop Smoking? Lose Weight? Make time to do the things you really really want to do? Is this the year you’re going to learn to snowboard or speak Italian?
The new year is so full of potential. This is the year you’re going to finally do those things you’ve always wanted to. Don’t let that momentum die around February. Keep it alive. Make that time.
Make that time to nourish yourself. I know there are fantasies you’ve wanted to explore but never gave yourself the chance to. Fantasies about a naughty mature woman that you’ve been thinking about and can’t get out of your mind.
Make me one of your new year’s resolutions, put it under the heading of self enrichment!
Did you hang up some mistletoe this year? Hoping to get a kiss from that naughty neighbor?
Kisses under the mistletoe really came in to the height of fashion during the Victorian era. Funny that such a repressed (on the public side) time should foster wanton kissing. Actually kisses under the mistletoe were supposed to be chaste little pecks, no full on lip locks. The unwritten rule was not to take advantage, but you know that rule got tossed out the window!
Hanging mistletoe, like so many other Christmas traditions, has a pagan history. Briefly a well-loved Scandinavian god got killed by an arrow made of mistletoe by a bad guy. Winter descended on the
earth and everything died. He was brought back to life and it was spring again. The mistletoe from then on was claimed as a greenery of peace, as its the only greenery that remains green in the dark of December, and people meeting under it, it grows high in trees, would give the kiss of peace.
Not quite sure how the kiss of peace got turned in to an opportunity to steal a kiss from the erotic older woman you have fantasies about, but it did. Also, you are supposed to remove a berry from the mistletoe with every kiss, once the berries are gone the spell is broken and no more kisses for you. Better check your mistletoe and make sure there are lots of berries on it before the festivities start!
We all have holiday wish lists. Some of us yearn for electronic gizmos, others for sports gear, and others for things you won’t find in your stocking or under the tree. Yes there’s peace on earth and goodwill to men and all that jazz, but I’m talking about something you can actually have, can actually give yourself for the holidays.
You won’t find me wrapped up under your tree, though I have a really hot fantasy about that one for you! Or in your stocking on Christmas morning. But I am just on the other end of the phone for you.
The holidays are supposed to be for family and friends, but often we end up tied up with social obligations we’d rather not meet and too many events crammed in to too short a time. When you start feeling stressed and overwhelmed this holiday season take a break and treat yourself. Pick up the phone and call Miss Pearle for some hot phone sex and give yourself a little vacation from reality and the hustle and bustle going on around you.
What’s on your holiday wish list this year? Time spent with a sexy mature woman dressed only in pearls? Teasing you with those pearls. Attending a fancy, sedate holiday party with me knowing all I have on under my dress is my stockings? Being my slave for an afternoon? Knee trembling sex up against the wall when we walk in the door? Being seduced for the first time? Whatever is on your holiday list, I bet I can fill your stocking.
Do you expect to be snowed in with this new storm? If so, or even if you’re not, some hot phone sex during this blizzard should warm you right up! I might be snowed in, but my phone will still be on to provide comfort to all you horny fellows who are snowed in as well.
