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Time With A Sexy Older Woman for Tax Relief

Get your taxes filed by deadline? Whew, that was painful wasn’t it? I hate seeing how much I have to pay the government every year, but it has to be done.  This sexy older woman is self-employed and doesn’t have any withholding.  I have to cough it all up on my own.  Bring on the smelling salts or better yet a nice bottle of Pinot Noir to take away the pain.

So now that you’ve added numbers until you’re crosseyed or paid your accountant to do it for you, its time for a little tax relief yourself isn’t it?

I can’t lower the amount you have to pay or lessen the time it took to prepare your return, but I can be the treat you deserve after all your hard work and give you some sweet relief after all your labors! And I taste even better than Pinot Noir.

Think of spending time having phone sex with me as stress relief, but I don’t think you can claim that as an expense on your taxes for next year though…..

Even if I’m not deductible, phone sex with this mature woman is always sure to take you out of yourself and give yourself a little vacation without going anywhere, a chance to play and explore those fantasies in the back of your mind that you only admit to me.

Whether your turn on is small penis humiliation or cuckolding, reliving your first seduction or fantasizing about how that first time could have been with a sexy older woman showing you the way, sensual domination or “just” hot sexy erotic phone sex with an older woman I’ll take you there.
Pearle

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More Great Phone Sex With Your Favorite Sexy Older Woman

I’ve been working hard this week setting up more ways for you to have great phone sex with your favorite sexy older woman.  Its been way over a year since NiteFlirt went through their “update”.  Things are working better now and of course you can still call my listing there just like you have been doing.  Its just that after their little “update” I don’t like having all my eggs in one basket and some of you got kind of disgusted with them over the update.

So.  Since I’m not quite ready to set up a direct dial system I’ve looked into using some other platforms and put listings on them as well for more ways for you to have some great phone sex with me if you don’t want to use NiteFlirt.

Phone Encounters 1-866-646-2428 ext 19444.  I’ve been on here for a while and some of you already use this service.

MyPhoneSite. This is a brand new platform that I’m really excited to be working with.  To connect with me there you can click on the “call me” button in the upper right hand corner of this page or visit my web page there http://hotolderwoman.myphonesite.com.

VIPwithMe. Another new platform that is just starting out.  You can connect with me there by clicking the call button on this page or going directly to my page here.
NiteFlirt This is the listing most of you are familiar with.  You  can reach me here at 1-800-863-5478 X03-44-653-1

So there you have it!  More options than ever to have great phone sex with your favorite sexy older lady.  You have no excuse not to use one of them!

Pearle

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Friday Sex Trivia – Wild Kingdom

The rhinoceros has a penis about 2 feet long.

Both humans and porpoises have one social sex practice in common–group sex.

The penguin only has one single orgasm in a year.

Minks have intercourse that lasts an average of 8 hours.

The chimpanzee holds the record for the quickest mammal sexual intercourse session at an average of 3 seconds.

Most turkeys and giraffes are bisexual.

An adult gorilla’s penis is only 2 inches long.

Humans, fish and porpoises share a common sexual practice–fellatio.

The penis of a dragonfly is shaped like a shovel, and has the ability to scoop out a male rival’s semen.


Private Lesson

I used to ski a lot, but hadn’t been for several years so when 2 of my girlfriends suggested a mid week trip to Lake Placid to play in the snow and spoil ourselves I jumped at the idea.  I actually learned to ski at White Mountain at Placid back in the 70s.  That trip was a family outing where I was the youngest and not old enough to enjoy much in the way of apres ski fun.  This trip was much much different and much more self indulgent.

I decided to take a private lesson as it had been a couple of years since the last time I’d been skiing.  Besides, all those lovely young boys working as ski instructors shouldn’t go to waste!  A tasty young man did work very hard trying to take my skiing to the next level.  He wasn’t successful, but he was a lot of fun and worked hard.  I told him I was much better at apres ski than skiing and invited him to join us for cocktails later on.  I explained that we sexy older ladies were on a mini vacation and we would love to have his company.

He and some other young men my friends had met joined us for drinks after skiing and then for dinner.  Just doing our part to support the local economy.  I’m not sure which my young man appreciated more, the lovely dinner or my hand sliding up the inside of his thigh while we were at the table!  I could definitely feel his “appreciation” growing.  While I gave his cock a nice firm squeeze, I whispered in his ear that we could have dessert later ….. In my room.  As I stroked him under the table I whispered to him how much I liked hard young cock as dessert, especially when it was covered with pussy juice and how much I was looking forward to giving him a private lesson of my own.

Young men are just so tasty I simply can’t help myself!

Pearle

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Friday Sex Trivia

Egyptian women inserted stones into their vaginas to prevent pregnancy. (It worked kind of like the modern IUD by preventing implantation.)

The initial spurt of ejaculate travels at 28 mph. By way of comparison, the world record for the 100 yard dash is 27.1 mph.

In ancient Greece and Rome, dildos were made out of animal horns, gold, silver, ivory and glass.

While nudity was considered commonplace to the ancient Greeks, a man was considered indecent if he had an exposed erection.

Sex education was first introduced into English schools in 1889.

Eating the heart of a male partridge was the cure for impotence in ancient Babylon.

It takes a sperm 1 hour to swim 7 inches.


Friday Sex Trivia

The same chemical responsible for the ecstatic highs of love and sexual attraction, phenylethylamine, is also found in chocolate.

Oneirogmophobia is the fear of wet dreams.

The male fetus is capable of attaining an erection during the last trimester.

Cleopatra invented her own diaphragm from camel poop.

The most successful X-rated movie of all time is “Deep Throat.” It cost approximately $25,000 to make (according to the FBI) and has earned more than $600 million dollars.

A survey conducted by Masters and Johnson in the early 1980s revealed that the third-most frequent fantasy amongst both homosexual men and women was a heterosexual encounter

Hybristophilia is arousal derived by having sex with people who have committed crimes.


Valentine’s Day Alternatives

Do you see V-day as a contrived holiday?  One made up by Hallmark to take your money?  Do you resent feeling pressured by the media to be in a relationship and to be all gaga over this holiday?  Are you allergic to chocolate?  If you don’t want to celebrate Valentine’s Day this year here are some alternative holidays to celebrate instead.

Call in single to work day. Avoid all those mushy cards and flowers delivered to co-workers and celebrate your singleness with a day off just for you.

Hooray for Lithuania. The first historical mention of this country was on February 14, 1009 according to ancient documents found in Quedlinburg Germany.

National Ferris Wheel Day. I don’t know about you, but here in New England there aren’t too many Ferris Wheels operating in February.  May have to wait for this celebration

Birthday of the Telephone. Alexander Graham Bell applied for his first patent on the telephone on February 14, 1876.  Contrary to some beliefs, Steve Jobs did not invent the phone.

Get Lost. On February 14, 1989 the first satellites for what would later be known as GPS were launched.  I’m sure this technology was developed by a woman who was tired of her husband refusing to ask for directions and consistently being lost.

Phone Sex with Pearle. Of course everyday is a celebration of mature phone sex with your favorite fantasy of an older woman, but if you’re on your own today don’t be, spend it with me instead.

Pearle

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Friday Sex Trivia

The left testicle hangs lower than the right-handed men and vice versa in left-handed men.

The word “pornography” comes from the Greek meaning the “writings of prostitutes.”

In ancient Greece, women would expose their vaginas to ward off storms at sea.

Honking of car horns for a couple that just got married is an old superstition to insure great sex.

Napoleon’s penis was sold to an American urologist for $40,000.

According to a poll taken by a popular women’s magazine, 70 percent of women would rather have chocolate than sex.


Tiny Penis Humiliation Just for You

This is for all you teenie weenie bois who whine to me about not getting their small dicks posted on RateMyPinDick for some public tiny penis humiliation. I know you just can’t wait to show off your teenie peenies  to the world but not everyone is going to get on the front page right after you send in a picture!  Yours isn’t the only post sent in!

I wrote before about the best way to get published in an earlier blog on RateMyPinDick but I guess I need to go over it again for you losers whose brains are as small as their small dicks.

Send a decent picture. A fuzzy, dark hard to see picture isn’t going to get posted.  To post a picture click on new posts and a new window will open for your post – pretty easy so far right? Go to the bottom of the page where  it says Image.  If you have a URL for your picture (if its hosted on some other site)  paste in that blank space.  See the next box that says Browse?  Click on it and it will open a window showing sites on your computer.  Locate the picture you want, click okay.  Wait while it uploads, give it a name and click on save.  Think you can handle that?

Tell Me Something! I already know you have small dicks. Tell me why you need the humiliation or why you don’t think you’re THAT SMALL or how you figured out that you were that small or another story.  Don’t get too long winded, but tell me something worth publishing!  “I have a small dick and I can’t satisfy a woman” is a dime a dozen.

Be Patient.  Some weeks there are lots and lots of posts for me to wade through, some weeks I can’t be bothered with you, some weeks there aren’t so many posts to edit.  Keep in mind you’re not the only pindick sending in pictures and posts and there is only so much time and attention any of you are going to get from me unless you are one of my pets.

Be My Pet Pets of mine will have to post their small dicks for the world to see of course because I tell them to.  How do you become one of my pets?  Treat me with the deference I deserve and of course presents from my wish list will at least get you noticed.

Pearle

1-800-TO-FLIRT X 0344-6521


Friday Sex Trivia

Linguistics. According to one source, there are about 1,000 recognized slang words for “vagina.”

Give the girls a hand Around the turn of the century, British newspapers advertised brassieres as “patent bust improvers.”

The word “sex” was coined in 1382.

Have Sex, Grow a Beard A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

Do Ewe Love Me? Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: “After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh.”

Time It! Contrary to popular belief, the average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes. Not 40, not 38.39 minutes. Ready, set..go!

Give at the Office Fifty-six percent of men have had sex at work. We hope as many women have too. Otherwise, there’s a lot of jacking off going on in those office cubicles.