I was getting my hair done the other day and came across this article on How to Date an Older Woman full of advice for younger men. Why this article was in a woman’s magazine I’m not entirely sure. Some of the advice I agreed with, but a lot of it made me laugh. So I decided I should write my own post using some of their topics with my own requirements.
I actually should title this “How to Date Me” as I don’t know if I am the stereotypical older woman, but you never know! Lots more women my age are rediscovering or discovering for the first time how sexual they are and their 50s is the absolute perfect time to indulge in young men.
Have Your Own Life
Go ahead and have your own life, just know that you are also at my beck and call whenever I choose. I expect your adoration and worship as a matter of course. I also plan to send you back off to that little life of yours when I get tired of you.
My Bed, My Rules
If you are ever fortunate enough to be in my bed remember that you are there only at my pleasure. If I want to make you into a cock-sucking panty boi while you’re there, then so be it. The flip side is that I will probably want to fuck you myself over and over and over again, so you’d best be ready and have stamina, one of the reasons that young men can be such fun in bed!
I’m Expensive and Worth It
One of the points brought up in the original article was that older women are more financially secure and don’t expect you to foot the bill all the time. They lied. I always expect money and presents from you as a way for you to show the your appreciation of me. I know you pay for phone sex with me, but tributes are expected as well because I am every fantasy you’ve ever had about an older woman and worth everything you have. Besides, what else should you do with your money other than spend it on me? It’s exciting to keep your mistress happy than anything else in your itty bitty life.
