Here’s this week’s collection to start your weekend with a smile:
The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of their penises to elongate them–sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up–while the Mambas of New Hebrides wrap theirs in yards and yards of cloth, making them look up to 17 inches long. Bigger is always better no matter where you are
The best known penis in the world is probably the one belonging to John Curtis Holmes (1944-1988), whose penis when in erection measured a stunning 12″ (30.5 cm)! Set a standard for all inadequate males to measure themselves by.
In Paris in 1977, microsurgeons managed to sew back the penis and testicles of a young man who had castrated himself in a schizoid fit. Apart from being sterile, the patient was later capable of a normal sex life. Make it bigger, cut it off, so much identity wrapped up in the penis
