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Are You a “HotShot”?

Some of you probably have heard of the “hotshot” condoms.  They’re the condoms that are a smaller size marketed to preteen boys.  There’s all the political arguments about how making  condoms available make kids want to experiment with sex.  Right.  Trust me, those kids were already thinking about sex long before a small condom was marketed [...]

Small Penis Humiliation

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Penis Size Doesn’t Matter Does It?

Of Course it Does! [...]

Prayer for Small Dicks

From your mouth to God’s ear! [...]

Small Penis Consolation Cream

Brought to You by our friends at humilitrix.com.  Always ready to serve your humiliation needs! [...]

RateMyPinDick – Submission Guidelines

I’ve been getting a number of emails lately asking about submissions to RateMyPindick; how to submit, how to post a picture, why wasn’t my post published, etc.  So it’s time, once again, to review how you too can get your photo published on RateMyPindick so the whole world can make fun of your itty bitty dicklet.

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How to Measure Your Penis (Without Cheating)

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Tiny Penis Humiliation Just for You

This is for all you teenie weenie bois who whine to me about not getting their small dicks posted on RateMyPinDick for some public tiny penis humiliation. I know you just can’t wait to show off your teenie peenies  to the world but not everyone is going to get on the front page right after you [...]

Tiny Dick Humiliation – Size Matters

I do a lot of tiny dick humiliation on RateMyPindick, a board that I moderate fro guys into small penis humiliation.  I also do a lot of small penis humiliation phone sex.  They always makes me laugh.  These pathetic losers calling me to tell me how small their dicks are or wanting to know “am I [...]

Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex

When you’re looking for small penis humiliation phone sex you know you should be calling a sexy mature older woman such as myself.  You know that you need to talk to a woman who’s been around, who knows what a real man’s cock is supposed to look like.  How else could I do a comparison if [...]